Ultimate Magic - Brothel

• Review for Ultimate Magic
• Posted by Oddjobber on 29-01-2012

Hello fellow punters.
In between the Christmas / New Year break, and feeling an itch in my pants again, I decided to venture to the leafier suburbs and found myself at Ultimate Magic.
I’ve never been there before, and while variety is the spice of life, I decided to give it a go. Have to say, the experience was neither Ultimate, nor Magic.
I found myself in the alcove just inside the front door, which is a good touch seeing as I’d feel uncomfortable waiting for the door to open while standing on the footpath. Ushered into a broom closet which doubles as the intro area and faced with the usual government posters.
There were 2 girls on offer this morning, an Asian WL called Kumi, and another girl who couldn’t be bothered telling me her name, was dressed in normal street clothes and had a big arse. So I went for Kumi. I really should have said my thank you’s and walked out.
Kumi, it turns out is from Cambodia, has been here for about 5 years and said she was “mid 30’s”. Truth be told, she was more like the wrong side of 45, but this is what I was expecting here.
Kumi had a tight body and silicone tits, that were poorly installed because her nipples were pointing in different directions.
Into the room and off with the threads. Quick shower then Kumi returns. She got bare arsed toot sweet, but only because I helped, and some impromtu tit massaging and cuddling. Then came the sweet talk, “ohh you very handsome” and “you have a bewdifull bodi” and “you cock verry biig”. While this talk is appreciated, I also know it’s total crap.
About now, the visit went on a downhill slope. First she refused DATY, even when she told me it’s her favourite during the intro. Then came some pathetic massage strokes and before I knew it, the tarp went on.
I was expecting a deep throat BJ, again something she promised in the intro, and even though I’m far from huge, this didn’t happen either. By this time, I’m starting to lose all interest and was grateful when she jumed on board. I gave her a feverish pumping before blowing deep into her (covered of course).
All in all, a disappointing experience all round. Bad surroundings, bad WL, bad service, which is sad because UM could be a great little place.

Overall 3/10

• Review for Ultimate Magic
• Posted by Andy on 21-04-2010

Cheap for a reason , mainly older women or not so sexy women ok if you want a relesea and dont really care who with, the boss seems very nice though